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Old 03-31-2006, 12:42 AM
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Default Re: What should I use to heat

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Originally Posted by m67bd70x
1.21 Jiga-watts...........1.21 Jiga-watts..........WHAT WAS I THINKING!
Time for a new Flux Capacitor.

How much plutonium does your oven require to generate the 1.21 GW (pronounced either Giga Watts or Jiga Watts) needed to get it up to temperature? Or have you done the Mr. Fusion™ upgrade? I hope you are aware of the safety advisery that such ovens should only be operated in a stationary location such as solidly mounted in a standard garage or workshop. Operating such an oven in a moving vehicle can cause sudden inadvertant temporal displacement should said vehicle achieve a ground velocity of approximately 88 MPH. This is especially true in the majority of GW class ovens which use a standard flux capacitor to route the requisite 1.21 GW to the array of 220V oven heating elements. Remember, you will have difficulty meeting your customer's delivery schedule if his powder coated parts end up lost in the late 1800's (or even worse, in the mid 22nd century).

Of course, this feature can be used to have your customer's parts ready before he drops them off at your shop. However, this practice is discouraged since it can result in a causality breakdown which could possibly result in the destruction of the known universe.

Scott

Last edited by engineerscott; 03-31-2006 at 12:58 AM.
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